Even without a passport,
I can travel far and wide.
From USA to Germany,
the tickets are my guide.
I like to take the scenic route,
through trees and woods galore.
I wave to friendly woodland folk,
and collect wood, stone, and more.
I don’t fear getting lost,
for I mapped my path out well.
As long as I don’t get ambushed,
my trip should turn out swell.
Often my adventures,
take me traveling through time.
I try not to cause anomalies,
for that would be a crime.
In one of my favorite places,
I become a God.
I move, and build, and climb on up,
in my little quad.
When I’m feeling all worn out,
and in need of a drink,
I stop by the local tavern,
and give the wench a wink.
My life may seem spectacular,
or absurd with all these claims.
But my secret is, that it’s all true,
thanks to my board games.