ARGH! As if putting out the fire weren’t enough, matey, now yer telling me we have a blasted sea monster to worry about? Argh … I can’t say I’ll be surprised if me ship goes down after all. What do you say though, me hearty? Will ye help me crew gather the booty and get out? Remember, dead men tell no tales, so ye best not be betraying your fellow pirates now, savvy?
For those of you who clearly don’t speak pirate as well as I do, ready to check out the Dead Men Tell No Tales Kraken expansion and the miniature set? Let’s get to it!




